May 2013
107 posts
LIFE HACK
singular-armageddons:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
dont even know what i was expecting
arisonas:
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and that’s why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just don’t and people think...
Season 1 : No, sir. Not before everything. Look, we’ve still got the Colt. We still have the one bullet left. We just have to start over, alright? I mean, we already found the demon...
Season 2 : We got work to do.
Season 3 : SAM!
Season 4 : Dean, he's coming...
Season 5 : No doubt -- endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it?
Season 6 : I'm glad you made it, Sam. But the angel blade won't work, because I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God. A better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord. Or I shall destroy you.
Season 7 : Cas!
Season 8 : Angels... They're falling.
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
shewantsthev:
jinnymoose:
meirz:
milesjai:
devotedcrisstian:
PLEASE tell me I wasn’t the only one that for the longest time when I was little thought the “D” in Disney was some weird backwards G thing.
…I thought I was the only one.
I think it was literally 2 years ago I actually started seeing it as a D
I STILL see it as a weird G thing
Congrats on getting the D
I still see...
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
tulililli:
reblogthings:
lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is
OTL
queenkickass:
i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet
like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again
but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
hellsingdrug:
do you ever just miss old rp partners and
YESSS. OTL
When you get uncomfortably close to someone to...
whatshouldwecallcosplay:
It’s like…
bloodysigils:
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Douche: hey
Nice girl:
Douche: HEY
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
