December 2011
110 posts
I hate when that happens. And you, like, try to trick yourself into thinking you’re not really awake. It never works.
But when they get to know me, I’m like
I’m really, really sorry, this is what my poor brain does when it’s already addled on brandy butter and then told that I’m about to go ice skating for the first time in my life - it produces this on my phone in a car journey home. Make the headcanon stop.
Dude, I really liked this! o3o
relevant
O_o looool
Not sexy enough. Maybe if I finally hear someone call his dick “my humongous, throbbing, greasy enchilada.”
The noises I just made were inhuman! Lol.
I’m such a Tumblr newb, but I’m learning and just found out how to check followers and such.
My face when I found out that goldentiger—eyes is following me:
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I… What? Porn godesses don’t follow newbs. xD IT JUST ISN’T DONE!














