I’m really, really sorry, this is what my poor brain does when it’s already addled on brandy butter and then told that I’m about to go ice skating for the first time in my life - it produces this on my phone in a car journey home. Make the headcanon stop.
Reblog this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face. 93% of people won't reblog this.. Why? Because.. they probably need a punch in the fucking face.